May 2012
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
If you were my girlfriend... finish in my ask.
mrschriskendall:
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
karkats-crotch:
what if tonight you were laying in bed really sad and lonely and then all of the sudden the fictional character you are in love with just knocked on your window like in peter pan and then you guys stayed up all night chattering and being best friends and cuddling.
goleftgoright:
keshawithasharktiedtoherface:
methlabrador:
what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I...
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew:
i had $54.
i could either…
pay my $54 phone bill or
i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.